Lord knows that I am NOT a morning person at all! Pressing that snooze button another 46 times is my normal morning routine. If I had my way, i would never even crawl out of bed until after noon. I feel that many of you are like that. Your alarm goes off and interrupts a perfectly lovely dream about ponies or whatever. The real world, and it’s many obligations, comes rushing into your head. The sober sense of all the things you have to do throughout the day stabs through your daze like a knife. The cold floor meets your feet as you leave the nice warm blanket burrito that you were just wrapped in. It’s never a happy time for Anyone. So for this week’s “Hashtag, You’re It” I asked you guys what are some things that you have stumbled upon when you sit bolt right out of a dream. This week’s tag was #IWokeUpToA and you guys had some great answers. We trended in the U.S. for almost 6 hours, at that point I’m guessing you guys went back to bed. So check out the top ten list below and don’t forget to play along every Tuesday at 11 am EDT
#IWokeUpToA chipped tooth. Damn burger-shaped alarm clock!
— PervWithAHeartOfHoly (@PervHeartOfGold) December 15, 2015
#IWokeUpToA paramedic performing CPR
— ⚡BrutumFulmen⚡ (@LeagueOfGully) December 15, 2015
#IWokeUpToA Aroma of Toast: Shows how much of a Pessimist I Am, I Thought I Was Having A Stroke
— Christopher Spensley (@FireGhost1989) December 15, 2015
#IWokeUpToA a throbbing pain in my lower back. Wait…why is the bathtub filled with ice? Oh crap…not again.
— Stephen (@stephensmind) December 15, 2015
#IWokeUpToA dead girlfriend next to me. Maybe deflated is more accurate.
— Hashitout (@Hashshitout) December 15, 2015
#IWokeUpToA huge breakfast cause bikini season is over!
— Sara Mansford (@SaraMansford) December 15, 2015
#IWokeUpToA frenzied scream of 'Who are you? Get out of my bed!!!'
— Anna Secret-Poet (@AnnaSecretPoet) December 15, 2015
#IWokeUpToA sore ass and the lingering taste of ether.
— Spark ⚡ (@SParkRabbit) December 15, 2015
#IWokeUpToA new day. Time to grab the world by the tail and..and…zzz 😴
— HoustieHearsA…Who? (@houstie63) December 15, 2015
#IWokeUpToA brief moment of sobriety, time to fix that.
— Kristoph B (@mrthunderfuck) December 15, 2015
And Part Of A Balanced Breakfast
#IWokeUpToA box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch next to me in bed…don't ask.
— CinnamonToastCrunch (@CTCSquares) December 15, 2015
And One From Your Host
#IWokeUpToA Blood Curdling Scream. Come On Lady! Flying This Plane Is Hard. Let Me Take A Nap
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) December 15, 2015
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