#CNNMightCallBreakingNews via @PolitweecalGame: @therealezway The Top Picks

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— The Politweecal Game (@PolitweecalGame) February 5, 2016

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#CNNMightCallBreakingNews
Marco Rubio drinks lemonade in a brown V-neck.

— Amy (@bunnyhugger75) February 5, 2016

And of course the staple from your narcissistic host 😛

Cat walks in front of U.S. Senator. Cat was named Justin Bieber. The U.S. Senator says "this cat is adorable" #CNNMightCallBreakingNews

— Emanuel Z (@therealezway) February 5, 2016

Honorable Mentions

If only my friend… if only…

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That #CNNMightCallBreakingNews is trending across the world.

— Freddie (@Freddiemaize) February 6, 2016

I caught a blue checkmark! That’s a CNN Breaking News Story right?

Someone asked him why… #CNNMightCallBreakingNews pic.twitter.com/nzM9e1crvZ

— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) February 6, 2016

But they have everything to do with euphemisms

#CNNMightCallBreakingNews
Dutch Ovens have nothing to do with the Netherlands.

— Mr. Christopher (@iamalmostlegend) February 6, 2016

The Cliffnotes analysis of the Republican debates

#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Human beings assert, with vigor, their divine right to behave stupidly

— Erin Mitchell (@ErinMitchell411) February 5, 2016

Same name regardless of color. That’s what I call progress.

Soap and chocolate both named "Dove". #CNNMightCallBreakingNews pic.twitter.com/tsGfCjHz6z

— Edward Espinoza (@Edwardaespinoza) February 6, 2016

Now for the top 10!

10. (Wolf Banana-Blintzer, ha!)

Bananas good for frequent BMs #CNNMightCallBreakingNews

— Irish Moxie (@lisamcguire1) February 5, 2016

9. (more likely than a Cruz Presidency [hopefully])

#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Ted Cruz announces that if his campaign fails then he's signed on for the Munsters reboot pic.twitter.com/w7tVXhAZqO

— Jason Spellman (@JasonSpellman) February 5, 2016

8. (probable)

#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Donald Trump took a dump that looks like Vladimir Putin

— MustBeTheMeds (@MustBeTheMeds) February 5, 2016

7. (sassy! I like it)

#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Donald Trump pays one of his creditors

— Judith Cole (@AuntCole22) February 5, 2016

6. (the reason why will amaze you!)

#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Larry King bought new suspenders

— Ely K (@Ely_K_Werdel) February 5, 2016

5. (please please please?)

Piers Morgan deported – at last #CNNMightCallBreakingNews

— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) February 5, 2016

4. (Clever!)

#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Trump vows deportation for all those tweeting #NewTacoBellSauces

— Punstrated (@IncitingMoment) February 5, 2016

3. (same body shape, we can all agree on that)

Kin Jong Un Demands Respect#CNNMightCallBreakingNews pic.twitter.com/G8BzbwDMpZ

— RoseyJen (@6CentsRose) February 5, 2016

2. (there’s a lot of fish in the debris, but apparently not a lot of stories)

New hope of finding Amelia Earhart alive after debris spotted in Pacific Ocean #CNNMightCallBreakingNews pic.twitter.com/xBNdP1sMuG

— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) February 6, 2016

1. (how did you know the plot of my independent film?)