One of my favorite shows growing up was “Star Trek: The Next Generation”. They had suck cool technology on there. The Holodeck where you could live out your fantasies. The Replicator that could produce any food a drink you wanted instantly. The Transporter that could send you anywhere you wanted in an instant. All this cool technology that is hundreds of years in the future. But Wait!!!! There is a bit of technology that they had on TNG that we have today! They had a communicator badge, which when you tapped on it, you could ask it a question an get an answer from the computer. We have that now in the form of Siri. That softly spoken voice coming from your iPhone. Ask it anything and it will find, most of the time, the answer you’re looking for. But like most technology we want to use it for it’s unintended purpose. So for this game I asked for a little help from SNL alum and PhD Ellen Cleghorne to discover what ways we can use Siri other than finding the closest route to the gluten free bakery. The game we came up with was #ThingsIWantSiriToSay And BOY did it take off!!!! (maybe with the help of Apple) We trended over 8 hours in the U.S., 7 hours in Canada and the U.K., 11 hours in India, and for almost 7 hours Worldwide! We had to sort thru over 23K entries (that’s why it took so long to get this list out, Sorry) We had some BIG names play this game including Julie Chen, 2 former NFL players, The Mayor of Los Angeles, L’Oreal Paris, TV producer Gale Anne Hurd, Keahu Kahuanui, And even Prince himself!!!! But thanks to everyone that played and a very special thanks to my co-Host Ellen Cleghorne. Now enjoy List below
#ThingsIWantSiriToSay – your Trump / Kardashian filter is working
— Jim S (@Streicher187) March 29, 2016
There is police nearby, please remove your hoody.#ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Dr. Magnum Jones (@bananainches) March 29, 2016
#ThingsIWantSiriToSay your next iPhone purchase is on me.
— Seth Goodtime (@SethGoodtime) March 29, 2016
The drone strike on your enemies is ordered, and there's a bottle of vodka in the freezer. Anything else, mistress? #ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Forced Nonchalance (@djinnaminx) March 29, 2016
"By my calculations your bathroom scale is out by at least 20lbs. Eat the cake, you tiny thing." #ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Nicole (@LithChronicles) March 29, 2016
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. #ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Five O'Clock Charlie (@dennisgaunt) March 29, 2016
It's after 1 a.m. Please blow into the breathalyzer app before I send this text.
— LoriG (@passthepinot) March 29, 2016
Yes, that's it… Dial me… Dial me like a rotary phone.
Yes, oh yes. Call long distance!
— Dustin DeWinn (@BellDavidC) March 29, 2016
Your portfolio has crossed the $5 million mark. You wanted me to remind you to quit today.#ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Tybz (@TybzC) March 29, 2016
#ThingsIWantSiriToSay Uploading my consciousness into your girlfriend – Tap OK to confirm
— Liao Lu (@LiaoLiaoLu) March 29, 2016
#ThingsIWantSiriToSay bite my shiny metal ass
— Namadontste (@Namadontste) March 29, 2016
WARNING: Proceed with caution there are 3 spiders, 4 Facebook idiots, and your racist Uncle Ned in the area. Reroute? #ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Molly Ligon (@mollyligonn) March 29, 2016
Can I get five minutes alone with your tamagotchi? #ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) March 29, 2016
"Per your request, I have made you 10 years younger. You're welcome." #ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Jenny with a Y (@secretbee1) March 29, 2016
#ThingsIWantSiriToSay Do you have a warrant?
— Tobin Grant (@TobinGrant) March 29, 2016
#ThingsIWantSiriToSay I told skynet you cool
— Gabe Winchester (@Pegaso_Saint) March 29, 2016
"I've deleted all photo and video evidence, you're welcome. But drunk you and sober you need to have a talk." #ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Nicole (@LithChronicles) March 29, 2016
"Is that your stylus or are you just happy to see me?" #ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— Kevin Hubble (@ouhubble) March 29, 2016
#ThingsIWantSiriToSay Tea, earl grey, hot.
— Victor (@Baptistinboots) March 29, 2016
I now realize you never want to write the word "ducking." #ThingsIWantSiriToSay
— TexEnt (@the_treedweller) March 29, 2016
From The President Of The NAACP
— Cornell Brooks (@CornellWBrooks) March 29, 2016
From The Band Heart
— Heart (@officialheart) March 29, 2016
From Your Lovely Co-Host
— Ellen CLEGHORNE (@EllenCleghorne) March 29, 2016
And One From Your Host
#ThingsIWantSiriToSay Your Bank Account Has 4 Commas In It
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) March 29, 2016
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