Look up in the sky! … He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. .. With great power comes great responsibility…. I’m the best there is at what I do but what I do best isn’t very nice…. In brightest day, in blackest night… Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy… Etc, etc, etc
Superheroes are long winded and so are the people who write about them. And the titles to their movies are growing at an exponential rate.
Our Dark #Knights_Quest was for an #AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle
Here’s our Royal Court of Avenging Hashtagers. A Justice League of funny men and women.
Excelsior! ‘Nuff Said!
#AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle The Direct Sequel to Batman Begins… “Batman Continues Forward In a Chronologically Logical Pattern’
— Wes Corwin (@WestCornfield) March 25, 2016
Catwoman: The True ,And Somewhat Deranged Extents with Impossible Consequences of Being A Cat Hoarder #AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle
— Colleen (@1morecolleen) March 25, 2016
Dr. Strange: The Mysterious Hero You’ve Probably Never Heard Of So Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch #AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle
— Josh Young (@_joshyoung) March 25, 2016
#AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle Red Tornado & Blue Beetle get together and have Flying Purple Babies.
— Momb Squad (@MombSquad) March 25, 2016
G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra: Portuguese word for ‘snake’: Elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles: Part 2
— pH1 (@pH1Online) March 25, 2016
Loki: Everyone Kneels To The God Of Mischief: He’s Super Hot And More Interesting Than His Brother #AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle
— just plain beth (@whoawhut) March 25, 2016
#AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle Batman begins by making sure his socks are pulled up because it’s horrid when they bunch up in his boots.
— The Gnurb (@batshake1) March 25, 2016
#AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle Batman returns his long overdue book to the library he has had since 1987 and had a massive fine
— Taffy-Apple (@TracyinWales) March 25, 2016
Spider-Man and his amazing friends; amazing casual acquaintances and amazing people he’s just met. #AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle
— Jim Gall5 (@JimGall5) March 25, 2016
The Dark Knight descends into more darkness and the rises into a dark sky and is blinded by the bat signal #AwkwardlyLongSuperHeroMovieTitle
— LJ & 10,000 others (@LjmastertrollLJ) March 25, 2016
Court Jester @NachoPotatoe
— FrenchToast (@NachoPotatoe) March 25, 2016
Court Magician @diffrentknight
— Gary Hasselhoff (@diffrentknight) March 25, 2016
The really stretchy one, the one you can’t see, the one who flies on fire and the scary giant boulder #AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle
— Darren Harding (@Slippy1983) March 25, 2016
#AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle The one with the really dramatic trailers that gives away the entire plot, which is just fighting
— Emanuel Z. (@therealezway) March 25, 2016
Wonder Woman and the Quest to find a man who will look her in the eyes while having a conversation.#AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle
— KnightsofHashTagWars (@HashtagKnights) March 25, 2016
Star wars: The force has trouble falling asleep and gets up many times to pee before it awakens #AwkwardlyLongSuperheroMovieTitle
— Samantha Goldsilver (@SamAUAG) March 25, 2016
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