“I’m looking for a bad guy who has done some bad stuff. You’re in a mask…. Let’s fight!”
“You’re dressed like a bat but I’m dressed in red & blue long johns. Let’s fight until we find we have something in common.”
“Our companies are doing a cash grab… I mean a crossover . Let’s fight!”
“You didn’t follow me on Facebook…”
“You didn’t RT me after I RT’ed you…”
Since the birth of comics, heroes have fought each other before moving on to attacking the villains.
Our #Knights_Quest was looking for the #ReasonsSupersFight. Here are our favorites.
— pH1 (@pH1Online) May 6, 2016
#ReasonsSupersFight stop using all my peanut butter to lure super dog, you perv.
— Quietly, she (@KY_Jen) May 6, 2016
In Gotham City, it’s called “soda”, but in Metropolis they call it “pop”
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) May 6, 2016
Lois Lane added Bruce Wayne on Snapchat & Clark got pissed. #ReasonsSupersFight
— Laurie Crosswell (@lauriecrosswell) May 6, 2016
Superman: I don’t care. What are you hungry for?
Batman: Doesn’t matter, you pick.#ReasonsSupersFight
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) May 6, 2016
— Gnurberella (@needleshunt) May 6, 2016
— Marshall (@MarshallSbar) May 6, 2016
— Superman (@SupermanTweets) May 6, 2016
Lunches missing from the fridge at the Hall of Justice #ReasonsSupersFight
— Truth B Told (@TheLordHasSpoke) May 6, 2016
#ReasonsSupersFight Becky with the Good Hair has been stirring up shit
— Jonathan Kelly (@jonkelly1970) May 6, 2016
Court Jester @paddy_arkwright
Batman wants to see Superman’s birth certificate.#reasonssupersfight
— Paddy Arkwright (@paddy_arkwright) May 6, 2016
Court Magician @BellDavidC
— NotLikely David Bell (@BellDavidC) May 6, 2016
Super-sized waistline jokes finally reach boiling point. #ReasonsSupersFight
— MikeCheck (@mpcowen) May 6, 2016
— Christopher Pucheu (@Nerdtritious) May 6, 2016
— KnightsofHashTagWars (@HashtagKnights) May 6, 2016
— Samantha Goldsilver (@SamAUAG) May 6, 2016
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