You’re walking along the street on your way to work. You have your headphones in and are listening to your favorite songs. You have a coffee in one hand and texting with the other. You’re just about to hit send when the phone slips out of your hand. The world turns to slow motion as you watch your phone fall. But it’s not just falling onto the ground….you picked this time to drop your phone while standing over a large air vent. A vent with the bars JUST wide enough to let your new iPhone 6s slide right thru it. It’s that moment that I want to talk about today. Most call it the “Oh Shit” moment. It’s that millisecond in time where you can no longer do anything to change the outcome to your favor. It’s the precise moment in time that you know you’re doomed. We’ve all had them. Some of us have just had many more of those instances than others. Wether it be fate laughing in our faces or just the fact that that gypsy woman’s curse really IS doing a number on you, we all have had those gasp producing points in our lives. To make myself feel better of the rather large amounts of those I’ve had in my own life, I want to know what some of your instances were with the hashtag #IWasDoomedTheMoment and yes, your anguish DID brighten my day. So check out the top list below and don’t forget to join me every Tuesday at 11 EDT for the next “Hashtag, You’re It”
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I embraced sarcasm to get me through life
— Peter Maes (@PeteMaes) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I split off from the group to check on that noise coming from the basement
— Callum Henderson (@CCH0705) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I had no health, no lives, and fighting final boss on most NES games.😳😳
— Joel Anthony (@joelanthony77) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I went to ComicCon in a Disney Lawyer's costume.
— Jonesy. (@WormLightning) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I realized I was just the supporting character in this horror film. FML.
— Shannon Denae (@Shannonigans885) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I claimd I was the word speling champian
— Prosserdamus (@Prosserdamus) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment my mother called me with that voice
— Karl Zastrau (@KZastrau) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I took the temp job at Gizmonics institute.
— Nathanielle Crawford (@NathanielleSean) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I drove into town and the first store I saw was a Dollar General.
— #Jesus (@TheLordHasSpoke) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment i pulled my parachute and my Thursday laundry came out.
— Johan Hulaimi (@th1eves) September 6, 2016
— WchrisG (@wchrisg0528) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I was given free will
— TheArtist (@MarkariusW) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment the voices in my head stopped telling me where to turn.
— Peter Grant (@StinkyandEddie) September 6, 2016
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I saw "Open Bar" on the invitation.
— ♋Lissa H✌ (@_lola_bee) September 6, 2016
— sierra scott (@sierrascott14) September 6, 2016
And One From Your Host
#IWasDoomedTheMoment I Ran Out Of Coffee
Consequently Dooming All Those Around Me As Well
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) September 6, 2016
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