The old saying goes “A Dog Is A Man’s Best Friend” but they’re only half right. A dog is EVERYONE’S best friend! From the “Aaahhhh’s” they elicit from us when we see them as puppies, to the courageous work they do as sniffer or search and rescue dogs, to the heart break we feel when we have to say goodbye to an old friend. They are a part of our family and usually grow up with us. Even cavemen saw early wolves and thought I want in on that. I want that little furball in my cave providing security, warmth, and companionship. They’ve been a part of human’s lives ever since. Oh sure, we may have breed all the cool stuff out of them resulting in what is known as a poodle. But they are still our furry little sidekicks. The pouty eyes, the slobbery kisses, the wagging tails…..we can’t get enough of them. And while cats may rule the Internet, dog certainly rule our hearts. We may think of them as simple creatures, but what’s really going on behind those soulful eyes. And that’s what I wanted to find out with this week’s “Hashtag, You’re It” and the tag #ADogsInnerMonologue We trended in both the U.S. and Canada with this one. So check out the top list below and don’t forget to join me next Tuesday for the next episode of “Hashtag, You’re It”
When am I going sniff that special butt and settle down? #ADogsInnerMonologue
— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 27, 2016
— Evan Gross (@cerberus144) September 27, 2016
I must remember to remain patient when communicating with the humans. It is not their fault they have lost their tails. #ADogsInnerMonologue
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) September 27, 2016
They laugh because I keep chasing the stick. They chase dreams, power and money. At least I get the stick.
— HeadbangingStockboy (@diplodocuses) September 27, 2016
#ADogsInnerMonologue I really don't need outside again. I just want to smell that blade of grass I missed the first 18 times I went outside
— MLTville (@MLTville) September 27, 2016
the utter absurdity of my life is leading to an inevitable existential crisis of… Squirrel!!! #adogsinnermonologue
— ProfessorPun (@ProfessorPunn) September 27, 2016
Who gives a shit where Timmy is! Let Timmy figure out he shouldn't be walking around open wells all the time! #Adogsinnermonologue
— Pat DaBiere (@patdabiere) September 27, 2016
Have you seen my balls anywhere? Coulda sworn I had balls at one point. Took a nap and they were gone! #ADogsInnerMonologue
— Danny K (@dannykauf) September 27, 2016
#ADogsInnerMonologue that Pavlov's dog was so weak, I would never fall 4 that (doorbell rings) bark! bark! bark! Ok where was I?
— Kevin Noah Riley (@KevinNoahRiley2) September 27, 2016
#ADogsInnerMonologue This shoe is delicious. Leathery, with just a hint of rubber. I'd pair this with Au Gratin potatoes and puddle water.
— Kevin (@kevinwxgg) September 27, 2016
#ADogsInnerMonologue I'm not sure whether my name is shithead, dumbass, damn dog, or Rusty.
— Chris Jones (@chrisaj3499) September 27, 2016
Is the ball just really a metaphor for life? #ADogsInnerMonologue
— ★hayyyleyyy™★ (@hayleycakes1991) September 27, 2016
No Mr. Robber, you can't come in.. Oh u have cheese? Let me show you where they hide the expensive stuff. #ADogsInnerMonologue
— Diane (@Lesliediane79) September 27, 2016
Hey! Water plus food doesn't equal gravy you ass hat.
It's just soggy food.
— NotLikely David Bell (@BellDavidC) September 27, 2016
— Best After Whisky (@bestafterwhisky) September 27, 2016
And One From Your Host
Well, Time To Sleep
*spins round 3 times*
Man I Gotta Get This OCD Checked Out#ADogsInnerMonologue
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) September 27, 2016
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