So, I live in a small studio apartment. It’s in a nice neighborhood, close to work, the rent’s reasonable. The only downside is……….storage space. And that’s because most of my closets and cabinets are 90% full of Halloween decorations. As I’ve said before Halloween is my favorite holiday. Each year on October 1st I delve into those aforementioned closets to take out numerous plastic storage containers filled to the brim with severed limbs, gravestones, bones, light up pumpkins, and various other Halloween accoutrement. From top to bottom and everything in between my entire apartment get decorated. The smallest detail is never over looked. Some might say I’m obsessive. Some might say I go to far. Some might say tone it down. Well to them I say shut the hell up. Let me have my fun. And I’m not the only one who goes crazy for Halloween. Besides Christmas it’s the one holiday that Americans spend millions on every year. We even have pop up stores specifically for this holiday. So for this week’s “Hashtag, You’re It” I wanted to see what you guys do to get yourself into the Halloween spirit. Check out the top list below and don’t forget to join me every Tuesday for “Hashtag, You’re It”. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some more cobwebs to put up.
I'm playing street hockey with a machete
— The Grim Rieper (@RiepTide1999) October 4, 2016
I get rid of all of the leaves on my lawn so I can proceed to cover the lawn with fake leaves
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) October 4, 2016
#ToGetReadyForHalloween I'm feverishly working the Ouija Board to have authentic ghosts in my front yard this year.
— Kevin (@kevinwxgg) October 4, 2016
I wrote a very sincere letter to the Great Pumpkin. #ToGetReadyForHalloween
— Holly Herndon (@hollyintemecula) October 4, 2016
— Kevin Noah Riley (@KevinNoahRiley2) October 4, 2016
Map out who's handing out full sized candybars on my trick or treating route
— this guy from texas (@BrentonLeger) October 4, 2016
I'm grouping the neighborhood children by serving size #ToGetReadyForHalloween
— ProfessorPun (@ProfessorPunn) October 4, 2016
#ToGetReadyForHalloween I wait for a celebrity that looks like me dies, so I can just go as myself, but still be trendy.
— RobinHoodLuv (@RobinHoodNHM) October 4, 2016
#ToGetReadyForHalloween I eat the souls of those nearby.OOH there's one now !
— veda Janan (@vedajanan) October 4, 2016
#ToGetReadyForHalloween I dust off the candy corn from last year and put it in a festive Halloween bowl.
— MikeCheck (@mpcowen) October 4, 2016
#ToGetReadyForHalloween I made the pit in my basement deeper to accommodate the influx
— Raymond Li (@madbarrister) October 4, 2016
#ToGetReadyForHalloween you gotta release spiders into your house, then leave for a few weeks so they can really make it their own
— Will Fast (@willfast) October 4, 2016
#ToGetReadyForHalloween I have to start aging my eye of newt now.
— fnordy1 (@fnordy1) October 4, 2016
#ToGetReadyForHalloween I've been buying fun sized candy daily. Sadly, I've also been eating fun sized candy daily as well.
— Nika S (@t1luva) October 4, 2016
Jump suit ✅
Steal Dr Loomis Car ✅
Stalk Babysitters ✅
— Michael Myers (@TheRealMMyer) October 4, 2016
And From Some Of The Masters Of Comedy Themselves
— RiffTrax (@RiffTrax) October 4, 2016
And One From Your Host
#ToGetReadyForHalloween I Stock Up On Blood
…….I Have Just Been Told By My Attorney To Say "Fake" Blood
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) October 4, 2016
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