#FakeNinjaFacts Hosted By @HashFakeFacts

Some awesome #FakeNinjaFacts tweets from host @HashFakeFacts.

Time to get stealth… let's play #FakeNinjaFacts

Hosted by @bigmacher @Josh_ill_us @emily_the_gray

Part of @HashtagRoundup pic.twitter.com/97oYPgEtiN

— #FakeFacts (@HashFakeFacts) November 13, 2016

There's no such thing as an automatic door, just gentlemen ninjas #FakeNinjaFacts

— Molly Ligon (@mollyligonn) November 13, 2016

Nobody likes Jim from HR. #FakeNinjaFacts

— Charles Lake (@mesealake) November 13, 2016

#FakeNinjaFacts Having serious nunchuk skills will get you girls!! pic.twitter.com/e7BDsgusIm

— RoeSo Loves UofM! (@roeu812) November 13, 2016

A bad Ninja is called a Non-ja #FakeNinjaFacts

— Marshall (@MarshallSbar) November 13, 2016

They only wear black after Labor day #FakeNinjaFacts @HashFakeFacts

— Cap'n Graybeard (@TysonFromABQ) November 13, 2016

#FakeNinjaFacts. All my tweets seem to be bloody ninjas today. No one can see them.

— The Gnurb. (@batshake1) November 13, 2016

They know where the missing left socks are #FakeNinjaFacts @HashFakeFacts

— Jimmy (@HoorayBacon) November 13, 2016

The training starts early. #FakeNinjaFacts pic.twitter.com/AF5GrMYNNj

— Ben (@superherofbmx) November 13, 2016

A red haired ninja is a Ginja. #FakeNinjaFacts @HashFakeFacts

— She Likes (@SheJStaz) November 13, 2016

Obese Ninjas are referred to as Binjas. #FakeNinjaFacts

— Frank Alcazar (@FrankAlcazarJr) November 13, 2016

Their favourite record is King Fu Fighting #fakeninjafacts

— Kenneth Reading (@KennethReading) November 13, 2016

They have excellent stealth insurance. #FakeNinjaFacts

— Sam Oliver (@OliverStuart31) November 13, 2016

Chuck Norris killed all the ninjas that's why they no longer exist #FakeNinjaFacts

— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) November 13, 2016

#FakeNinjaFacts Not all turtles are mutants or know the martial arts. pic.twitter.com/pZR82JakwH

— That Skinny Guy (@Billy_Pentz) November 13, 2016

Their favorite game is not hide and seek… #FakeNinjaFacts

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) November 13, 2016

They Cover Up Their Faces Because They Are Embarrassed About Their Acne
#FakeNinjaFacts

— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) November 13, 2016

There are at least 4 of them in the meme I posted below.

#FakeNinjaFacts

— Guapo 20Sxtn (@GuapoFlames) November 13, 2016

Hosts

Ninjas subtweet so effectively you don't even know you were subtweeted#FakeNinjaFacts pic.twitter.com/wJlFyc2uk7

— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) November 13, 2016

#FakeNinjaFacts Leonardo does not lead, Donatello does not build machines, Raphael is just rude, and Michelangelo is an Avon party Dude! 🐢

— Public Emily (@emily_the_gray) November 13, 2016