#AsDrunkSantaWouldSay via Hashtag, You’re It!: @McMannofthePeop The Top Picks


Being Santa Claus is a thankless job. Just think about what he has to go thru every year. There are over 1.9 Billion children on the planet Earth. Granted not every child is Christian so let’s say the number is a little less than half of that. That’s 950 million kids. He has to keep scrupulous records on all of those children’s activities, awake AND asleep! He has to have a receiving department just for the letter that get sent to him all throughout the year. Then staff that warehouse to go thru all the letters to see what all the kids want. Then the manufacturing aspect of Santa’s empire has to be addressed. After collecting the list of demands from the children he has to somehow MAKE all these toys. So he needs to get raw materials to produce said toys. He needs a huge warehouse where the construction of those toys happens. He needs a staff of skilled elves to construct those toys. He needs electrical, water, and roadway infrastructure. He then needs a place to house all these toys before moving along to the wrapping facility where ANOTHER whole new staff has to wrap, mark destination, and send to the correct person. This is a massive undertaking that even Amazon couldn’t handle let alone one jolly old man and a army of OSHA ignored elves. Oh sure, I bet in the olden days is was a hell of a lot easier when all they had to make were ball-in-a-cup, or rocking horses, or dolls. Now kids want the latest technology and video games. Were the elves involved in corporate espionage to get the blueprints for all of these devices? Santa’s overhead must be huge to afford all these buildings, materials, and workers. So what does Santa get out of all this work that he has put himself thru all year? Milk and cookies. A Multi-trillion dollar operation and all he gets paid in is milk and cookies. So you can maybe understand why sometimes Jolly Old Saint Nick needs to blow off a little steam. He does what the rest of us do when reality is getting just a little to much to bare, he drinks. Understandably too. Most of us don’t even want to be around kids let alone watch their every move and have tens of thousand sit on your lap and demand material goods. So a drunk Santa is bound to happen from time to time. But what does that mean? What would come out of Santa’s mouth if alcohol has taken away any sort of barrier to his true feelings? And that is exactly what I asked in this week’s “Hashtag, You’re It”. This week’s tag was #AsDrunkSantaWouldSay and it trended to the #5 spot in the U.S. and stayed trending for over 6 hour. So check out the top list below and don’t forget to join me every Tuesday at 11 am EDT for the next exciting episode of “Hashtag, You’re It” Oh, and instead of milk and cookies, why not leave out some aspirin and bourbon!

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