#UnsexyPhrases via Hashtag, You’re It!: @McMannofthePeop The Top Picks


There’s one thing that you can always count on the internet for and that’s for the internet to have a dirty mind. You put people anonymously behind a computer screen and they can now say the filthiest stuff imaginable. The internet turns us all into 10 year old boys who just discovered how to write BOOBS into a calculator. In real life we stifle these impulses deep down inside of us. But the internet let’s that horny little demon free to do whatever pops into it’s immature little brain. There’s even a rule about it now called Rule 34. Rule 34 states that “If it exists. There’s a porn version of it”. Look up The Smurfs and you’ll find Smurf porn. Look up Presidents, you’ll find President porn. Look up pineapple, you’ll find pineapple porn. We’re a sick bunch, I know. I blame 2 things for this. First, as I stated, the internet let’s us all be anonymous. We can make up names, backgrounds, and false identities so no one will even know just how nasty we really are. The second is that, as humans, we have a great imagination. Our minds can construct whole new worlds and realities with absolutely no limit to what we can do. Sadly most of the time it’s to write Fan-Fic about two characters from a tv show doing it. But it’s still a creative process and I support it. Hey, at least they are using their minds! But with all that smut out there and the filthy minds guiding the way there has to be SOMETHING that isn’t dirty! What is it that can take the wind out of our sails? That can make our Soufflé fall? That can collapse our tent pole. That can make the trouser snake retreat. That can make the little solider not salute. That can (INSERT OTHER EUPHEMISM FOR LOSING AN ERECTION HERE). Basically, what is a true boner killer. So for this week’s “Hashtag, You’re It” I asked you guys for #UnsexyPhrases and you guys came up with Lots of them. With almost 1,900 to go through I don’t know if I’ll be able to think of dirty thoughts again! Oh wait….never mind I just had one. Any way, check out the top list below and don’t forget to join me every Tuesday at 11 am EDT for the next exciting episode of “Hashtag, You’re It”

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