I enjoy wine. I actually just had a bottle of it last night. I like big, bold red wine with lots of flavor. Usually Malbecs, Carménères, or a Tempranillo. Chiantis and Sangioveses are a little bit to dry for my palette. If the server tells me a wine has hints of black currant, tobacco, or star anise I’m in. Tasting that first pour of wine, swirling it around your mouth to get all the tasting notes is fun for me. Trying to differentiate all the subtle flavors in my mouth is like a challenge. Noting the body of the wine by swirling it around the glass to see the legs form. All this to say, I know wine. From an Albariño all the way to a Zinfandel. But there is one problem that is keeping me from my enjoyment of wine, and it’s a big problem. I have no money! So I’ll never be able to drink a Château Lafite Rothschild 1869 and I’ve come to terms with that. Mostly I’m sticking to around a $8 to $13 price tag for my wine. (or less if it at the end of the month) Of course everyone knows about 2 Buck Chuck from Trader Joe’s but I’m sure there is cheaper than that out there. So the other day when I was perusing the very bottom shelf at the liquor store it got me thinking. What is the cheapest wine out there? What kind of plastic bottle, screw off cap, barely even “wine” has to out there on the market. So for this week’s “Hashtag, You’re It” I asked you guys to give me some examples of #CheapWineNames. And that you did! I had over 1000 examples of what would be truly God awful wines if they existed. So check out the top list below and don’t forget to join me every Tuesday at 11 am EDT for the next exciting episode of “Hashtag, You’re It”
Chateau de Shack#CheapWineNames
— Dirtbag Murphy (@dirtbagmurphy) January 22, 2019
#cheapwinenames Red Drank pic.twitter.com/wa3SiR7g68
— Katalina St. Yves (@KatalinaMelody) January 22, 2019
Tasting bucket#CheapWineNames
— Cap'n ur Cap'n (@CapGraybeard) January 22, 2019
Lé Salvation de Army Chardonnay #CheapWineNames
— Shari Bee (@Lavendermee3) January 22, 2019
Vin Egar #CheapWineNames
— Zvjezdan Patz (@zvjezdanpatz) January 22, 2019
#CheapWineNames Ron Burgundy 1975
— DM (@patchdennizen) January 22, 2019
Sutter Apartment#CheapWineNames
— Spread your ear pollution, both far and wide (@WhoDatGuy33) January 22, 2019
#CheapWineNames Pinot Scope pic.twitter.com/vMxfuBouGR
— TheOtherAngeOfTwister (@TheotherAnge) January 22, 2019
#CheapWineNames. Shablee.
— David Potter (@DavidPotter512) January 22, 2019
Lindemanns Bin 3456827 #cheapwinenames
— Zero Tolerance (@Eff_This_Crap) January 22, 2019
Peoria’s Finest #CheapWineNames
— IAmAGIRLDragon! (@CTL50) January 22, 2019
Malblech #CheapWineNames
— Jason Lefthand (@jasonlefthand) January 22, 2019
Grapey McHooch #CheapWineNames
— J.B. Smith (@jbsmth65) January 22, 2019
Chum De Buckett pic.twitter.com/PGRCPpSt5v
— ✌Mark My Words🤘 (@Mytquinn69) January 22, 2019
#CheapWineNames
AXE BODY WINE— runswithmatches (@MasleyMatt) January 22, 2019
Boone's Depression-Era Farm #CheapWineNames
— J-TO (@MontagsOnFire) January 22, 2019
Chenin Broke
— A Lil 🐧 Told Me (@EmmReef) January 22, 2019
La Freeze Anté #CheapWineNames
— warren. (@ObiWarrenKenobi) January 22, 2019
Zinfalldown #CheapWineNames
— MrsBrownMarchetti (@marchetti_mrs) January 22, 2019
Mad Dog 10W30
#CheapWineNames— Michelle (@madbryson) January 22, 2019
And Two From Your Host
Châteauneuf-du-Pop Tart
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) January 22, 2019
Merle Low
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) January 22, 2019
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