Freakers Ball is the place to be every Saturday at 10:30pm EST hosted by @the_feakersball.
Saturday was recently rocked by #DontAskMe… Here are the top picks
— Bip Hernandez (@RealChrisCutts) June 28, 2015
When I'm stopped by police, I'm thinking, #DontAskMe to open the trunk
— christopher kokoski (@Chris_Kokoski) June 28, 2015
#DontAskMe to put down my phone. You'll lose every time.
— KJ (@swissmistress) June 28, 2015
#DontAskMe why there's a dead clown in my bathtub. You KNOW I'm redecorating.
— Ann Roberts (@CommanderSpanx) June 28, 2015
#DontAskMe how to get to Sesame Street, I barely know where I am now.
— Ocular Nervosa (@ocularnervosa) June 28, 2015
#DontAskMe to explain the plot and characters of Game Of Thrones "real quick".
— Classy Uncle Matt (@mrmihalus) June 28, 2015
#DontAskMe what it sounds like when doves cry.
— Human Traffic Cone (@WeepingCheeto) June 28, 2015
— Sissyknits (@sissyknits) June 28, 2015
#DontAskMe who let the dogs out. They were already out when I got here.
— Mary Mary (@ABitContrary) June 28, 2015
#IWasJustJoking about having a third nipple. It's really a parasitic twin.
— Synyster Sweetness (@SynnaSlater) June 21, 2015
From the hosts:
— Joe Blow (@nta71) June 28, 2015
— Lady A (@she_nutt) June 28, 2015
#DontAskMe why you woke up in a tub full of ice missing a limb.. but I can sell this unrelated replacement arm for a G
— magna (@mentalerase) June 28, 2015