HashTagSirens present their picks for #IfIhadAdollarFor
#IfIHadADollarFor every covert mood swing experienced in a day, I'd finally be able to lavishly retire to the hottest mental asylum
— magna (@mentalerase) July 5, 2015
— Pedro da Costa (@pdacosta) July 5, 2015
#IfIhadAdollarFor every witty or interesting thing said by a Kardashian, I couldn't afford to pay attention.
— Jordon, Like a Boss, (@BadJordon) July 5, 2015
— grosby (@grosby81) July 5, 2015
#IfIhadAdollarFor every time my neighbors have seen me in my underwear or naked I'd be able to afford clothes.
— Jeremy Just (@one_ring_77) July 5, 2015
— Michael Blackman (@ParaComedian09) July 5, 2015
#IfIhadAdollarFor every time I didn't want to get out of bed, I would be financially able to stay in bed the rest of my life.
— Pharaoh Hatshepsut (@Netjeretkhau) July 5, 2015
#IfIhadAdollarFor every time someone has told me 'You should smile more', I'd have enough money to defend the eventual assault charge.
— Chris Bradshaw (@Warbird1974) July 5, 2015
#IfIhadAdollarFor every time a white girl stopped conversation to take a selfie
— Eryn McCabe (@Eryn_McCabe) July 5, 2015
#IfIhadAdollarFor the stripper dancer, she probably would have returned my credit card by now…
— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 5, 2015
— Charisse (@CharisseMSRD) July 5, 2015
— Jillian (@Pheramuse) July 5, 2015