Freakers Ball is the place to be every Saturday at 10:30pm EST hosted by @the_feakersball.
Saturday was recently rocked by #NoteToSelf… Here are the top picks
— Liz (@Ewizubef) July 12, 2015
— Wes (@220221whtever) July 12, 2015
— Guapo Flames (@HuskerStan) July 12, 2015
#NoteToSelf White wine goes with fish and poultry. Red wine goes with loneliness.
— Jared Shroyer (@jaredshroyer) July 12, 2015
— She Likes (@shelikesitloud) July 12, 2015
#NoteToSelf Do not rub your old ass knees with icy hot then go rub one out without washing your hands first. Ever again.
— Annie Anonymity (@AnnieAnonymity) July 12, 2015
#NoteToSelf Don't eat Taco Bell the night before a pelvic exam.
— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) July 12, 2015
#NoteToSelf Dear Self, It's not you. It's you. It's also me, and you. And me and me. This is existential. Love, Both You and Me
— Ann Roberts (@CommanderSpanx) July 12, 2015
#NoteToSelf you can tweet whatever you want about the Amish they'll never see it!
— Jonathan Palmer (@vasego1) July 12, 2015
#NoteToSelf It's underwear AND THEN pants
— Teresa al Ghul (@doctorwho_dat) July 12, 2015
from the hosts:
#NoteToSelf don't put powder on your junk if you might get some that night. Women don't appreciate a mouthful of goldbond
— Joe Blow (@nta71) July 12, 2015
#NoteToSelf everyone loves a whore
— magna (@mentalerase) July 12, 2015