Ah America. Where celebrities are created out of sex tapes, creationism is taught in public schools, and Donald Trump could be a viable presidential candidate. It is a gawdy hodge-podge of wackiness. No where else is that more evident then on February 2nd. When in a very small town in Pennsylvania grew men in tuxedos and top hats clamor around a small rodent waiting for it to tell them the future. Yes, Punxsutawney Phil, that plucky little groundhog. For over 100 years people have believed that whether or not this rodent sees it’s shadow will predict the length of winter. Once again I say, Ah America. People fight against scientific facts that global warming is real and then look to a mammal to tell them if they should put away their sweaters and break out their shorts. It boggles the mind. But with that rant out of the way let’s get down to some fun. For this week’s “Hashtag, You’re It” I wanted to see what else Phil’s magical powers might be able to predict. This week’s tag was #OtherGroundhogPredictions Check out the top ten list below and don’t forget to join me every Tuesday 10 am central
Calendar will include mysterious "extra day" in late February#OtherGroundhogPredictions
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) February 2, 2016
Another year of your long distance relatives sending you fb game requests #OtherGroundhogPredictions
— keegmama (@lelerockstar) February 2, 2016
Phil predicts humans will never believe scientific weather patterns and will always believe a rodent instead. #OtherGroundhogPredictions
— Derek K. Moore (@DerekKMoore) February 2, 2016
Leonardo DiCaprio will win the Oscar for Best Actor and then remove his mask and reveal he is Daniel Day-Lewis #OtherGroundhogPredictions
— Joe (@joemessin) February 2, 2016
Your standards will lower exponentially until Valentines Day. #OtherGroundhogPredictions
— Daryl Deliberately (@DarylONT) February 2, 2016
#OtherGroundhogPredictions global warming means our grandchildren will be mystified by talk of polar bear plunges @McMannofthePeopl
— sunsick (@Joe_Marcincuk) February 2, 2016
#OtherGroundhogPredictions you have cancer… related; Punxsutawney Phil gets sued by WebMD.
— Noah (@thecoolnoodle) February 2, 2016
In two years Honey Boo Boo will make a triumphant return to television as a teen mom. #OtherGroundhogPredictions
— Gianfranco (@giannyboy) February 2, 2016
Broncos? Panthers? Find out my pick now at 1-888-GET-PHIL. It's free on a recorded message. #OtherGroundhogPredictions #GroundhogDay
— Heath Laws (@heath_laws) February 2, 2016
Humans will realize the last day of winter is 3/19 & not related to the lighting conditions around a rodent #OtherGroundhogPredictions
— Steve Lesser (@lessersteve) February 2, 2016
And One From Your Host
Iowa Will Now Go Back To Being Irrelevant For Another 4 Years#OtherGroundhogPredictions
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) February 2, 2016
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