#CNNMightCallBreakingNews trended thanks to you guys! Top 10’ers remember to DM me (@therealezway) your interesting facts!
— The Politweecal Game (@PolitweecalGame) February 5, 2016
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Marco Rubio drinks lemonade in a brown V-neck.
— Amy (@bunnyhugger75) February 5, 2016
And of course the staple from your narcissistic host 😛
Cat walks in front of U.S. Senator. Cat was named Justin Bieber. The U.S. Senator says "this cat is adorable" #CNNMightCallBreakingNews
— Emanuel Z (@therealezway) February 5, 2016
If only my friend… if only…
That #CNNMightCallBreakingNews is trending across the world.
— Freddie (@Freddiemaize) February 6, 2016
I caught a blue checkmark! That’s a CNN Breaking News Story right?
— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) February 6, 2016
But they have everything to do with euphemisms
Dutch Ovens have nothing to do with the Netherlands.
— Mr. Christopher (@iamalmostlegend) February 6, 2016
The Cliffnotes analysis of the Republican debates
#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Human beings assert, with vigor, their divine right to behave stupidly
— Erin Mitchell (@ErinMitchell411) February 5, 2016
Same name regardless of color. That’s what I call progress.
— Edward Espinoza (@Edwardaespinoza) February 6, 2016
Now for the top 10!
10. (Wolf Banana-Blintzer, ha!)
Bananas good for frequent BMs #CNNMightCallBreakingNews
— Irish Moxie (@lisamcguire1) February 5, 2016
9. (more likely than a Cruz Presidency [hopefully])
— Jason Spellman (@JasonSpellman) February 5, 2016
#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Donald Trump took a dump that looks like Vladimir Putin
— MustBeTheMeds (@MustBeTheMeds) February 5, 2016
7. (sassy! I like it)
#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Donald Trump pays one of his creditors
— Judith Cole (@AuntCole22) February 5, 2016
6. (the reason why will amaze you!)
#CNNMightCallBreakingNews Larry King bought new suspenders
— Ely K (@Ely_K_Werdel) February 5, 2016
5. (please please please?)
Piers Morgan deported – at last #CNNMightCallBreakingNews
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) February 5, 2016
— Punstrated (@IncitingMoment) February 5, 2016
3. (same body shape, we can all agree on that)
— RoseyJen (@6CentsRose) February 5, 2016
2. (there’s a lot of fish in the debris, but apparently not a lot of stories)
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) February 6, 2016
1. (how did you know the plot of my independent film?)
Dead body found at funeral #CNNMightCallBreakingNews
— Mr. Brightside (@Will3K85) February 6, 2016