It’s almost here……it’s just around the corner…….warn the neighbors…..hide the kids…….alert the authorities……get to the shelter because this weekend is Valentine’s Day!!!!!!! *cue dramatic music* Yes the holiday that cuts down millions of roses and pumps up the prices of chocolate. Horrid flashbacks to elementary school snubbing fill your head. For those in a relationship you must shell out a boat load of money to buy presents, flowers, candy, and a pricey dinner. For those single, we must endure looks of pity from old ladies as we purchase our Ben & Jerry’s, Lean Cuisine, and jug of wine at 8 p.m. Sunday night. And this whole horrible “cut out heart” holiday is the doing of one person. One tiny little person with a weapon and a sick, sick sense of humor. That’s right, Cupid. That little winged cherub from Greek and Roman mythology that has been getting people in trouble for thousands of years. With one shot of an arrow he can ruin your entire life (not to mention your credit rating) So for this week’s “Hashtag, You’re It” I asked you guys to tell me why he sucks with the hashtag #CupidsAJerkBecause and you really let him have it! We trended for over 3 hours in the U.K. and over 5 hours in the U.S. That diaper wearing freak had it coming. So check out the top ten list below and don’t forget to play along every Tuesday 11 a.m. Est
#CupidsAJerkBecause he's a demi god who still wears a diaper.
— Duane Dahl (@skinsandsuds) February 9, 2016
#CupidsAJerkBecause naked cherubs with ranged weapons should inspire terror, not love
— Chris Grout (@AKACeege) February 9, 2016
#CupidsAJerkBecause he's 1,432 years old and still isn't potty trained
— Kim (@Kim_pulsive) February 9, 2016
#CupidsAJerkBecause he's always shooting folks. What does he think he is? A cop?
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) February 9, 2016
#CupidsAJerkBecause it hurts worse when he misses.
— Jim Felter (@JimmyDaMic) February 9, 2016
#CupidsAJerkBecause he doesn't even have object permanence, yet thinks he knows what the fuck love is
— Nate Wonka (@NateWonka) February 9, 2016
#CupidsAJerkBecause arrows are dangerous. What's wrong with a simple tap on the shoulder?
— David Dyte (@SPIBaseball) February 9, 2016
#CupidsAJerkBecause why else would 'Eros' spell 'Sore' in reverse?
— MJ Holmes (@hulmesville) February 9, 2016
#CupidsAJerkBecause the recovery time from the arrow is long & painful, emotionally too
— Marshall (@MarshallSbar) February 9, 2016
#CupidsAJerkBecause his matches are anything but OK
— Lisa Person (@LisaPersona) February 9, 2016
And One From Your Host
#CupidsAJerkBecause I've Been Standing Here Blindfolded With An Apple On My Head FOREVER!
— McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) February 9, 2016
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