Spring is here. Winter is fighting but will lose in the end. The circle of life continues. Human kind continues to ponder the mysteries & conundrums that life presents. This week the #Knights_Quest was for #SpringWordProblems
King @calsquared
If the pollen count is 6425ppm, and the number of times I'm getting laid is 0, how many days until my head explodes? #SpringWordProblems
— CalviNWA (@calsquared) April 8, 2016
Queen @WildesDr
How many sit ups does it take to get to the center of winter muffin top?
1,2,3…..
Ahh f*ck it…. Buys "MOM" jeans😝
— Lil' Ms Smarty Pants (@WildesDr) April 8, 2016
ROYAL COURT
Prince @Schmidt2R
If April showers bring May flowers what do Mayflowers bring? #SpringWordProblems#Pilgrims yo…
— An American Patriot (@Schmidt2R) April 8, 2016
Princess @SeriousGirlGang
If birds do in fact mate with bees…do they tweet about it on buzzfeed?? #SpringWordProblems
— Serious Girl Gang (@SeriousGirlGang) April 8, 2016
Duke @PLBthetoonist
#SpringWordProblems It's 80 deg then 40 then 25 w/ windchill. Cold front moving E/NE w/ Hail & Thunderstorms. What's the bus driver's name?
— Peter L Brown (@PLBthetoonist) April 8, 2016
Duchess @cal331
There once was a large orange ball in the sky that brought warmth and light. What was it, and where did it go? #SpringWordProblems
— Cheryl L (@cal331) April 8, 2016
Baron @Benjamin_G_Lund
If one has a bee in one's bonnet, is that person Amish? And will they be offended by an electronic joke? Can they be?
— Bravo Golf Lima (@Benjamin_G_Lund) April 8, 2016
Baroness @66Betty
If it's a Friday in spring, I'm at work, and I have to come up with a word problem, how much beer is that? #SpringWordProblems
— Cathy (@66Betty) April 8, 2016
Lord @JasonSpellman
How many words can you make from the word "Spring"? #SpringWordProblems
— Jason Spellman ☠ (@JasonSpellman) April 8, 2016
Lady @kittykrumley
Is Spring in the Air or just around the corner? #SpringWordProblems pic.twitter.com/EFwLp7UEz1
— Kitty (@kittykrumley) April 8, 2016
Court Jester @ThisSideOp
If you divorce April for May, how much will it cost you in alimony?Solve for ex #SpringWordProblems
— A. O. K. (@ThisSideOp) April 8, 2016
Court Magician @JDWilkinsonII
Jim cleans1 spring in 9 minutes,how long before he finishes his Spring Cleaning?#SpringWordProblems @HashtagKnights pic.twitter.com/qrv0mCyxqF
— Can't Drive 4.5 (@JDWilkinsonII) April 8, 2016
Minstrel @KerrySeghers
Joe spends hours tending his garden.
Bugs end up eating 3/4 of his crop.
How much will he spend on veggies @ the grocer?#SpringWordProblems— Kerry Seghers (@KerrySeghers) April 8, 2016
Bishop @DansAFunnyMan
#SpringWordProblems You have to mow your lawn and scrape one inch of snow off your car the same day. How long must you scream to feel better
— MostInterestingDan (@DansAFunnyMan) April 8, 2016
Host @HashtagKnights
#SpringWordProblems
If 20 flowers are blooming, and 17 bees are … I'm sorry. My allergies are killing me. I can't even.— KnightsofHashTagWars (@HashtagKnights) April 8, 2016
Co-Host @SamAUAG
#SpringWordProblems How many @RedSox fans will cry like little bitches when the @BlueJays pound them at tonight's home opener?
— Samantha Goldsilver (@SamAUAG) April 8, 2016
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