This week, we celebrated the season of graduation, and so many of you turned your tassels!
Special thanks to our guest hosts @wickedfedora @LindaChilders1 @LVGambler123! We had such a great week with you, and all of you graduated with honors in our book!
Here are our top picks for #IGraduatedFrom!
First, a few from our hosts:
When my girlfriend asked if #IGraduatedFrom Banking School, I knew that I had to teller.
— ☯ Zen Rand ☯ (@ZenRand) May 7, 2016
People congratulated me when #IGraduatedFrom college. They were happy I was finally able to wear a tassel on something other than my nipples
— Nutella and Chris (@HeyItsChris412) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom Life Savers to Gummy worms. Now, I mainline Pixie Sticks. I think I have a problem.
— Quietly, she (@KY_Jen) May 7, 2016
When #IGraduatedFrom Ironing School, everyone was quite impressed.
— Johnsense (@John_Cioch) May 7, 2016
— Damn, Daniel! (@wickedfedora) May 7, 2016
— Linda Childers (@LindaChilders1) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom a bakery, now I'm rolling in the dough
— LVgambler (@LVGambler123) May 7, 2016
and now the rest of those who received diplomas:
— Jonathan Palmer (@vasego1) May 7, 2016
The Velvet Jones School Of Technology "I Wanna Be A Ho" Class.. pic.twitter.com/XhAsUvycXd
— For Some Reason I (@JimmyAll) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom Cremation School. Oh, and this diploma? I urned it!
— Guapo 20SxTn (@GuapoFlames) May 7, 2016
— Cathy (@66Betty) May 7, 2016
— Digital Jørdøn (@BadJordon) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom college, all thanks to Google, Red Bull and SparkNotes
— Molly Ligon (@mollyligonn) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom drinking coffee to injecting it directly into my veins.
— Stabby McCrankypants (@ShesAnIntrovert) May 7, 2016
Plumbing college with a watertight reputation
— Kevin Johns (@Berlinseshdmtv) May 7, 2016
It's the 2nd best school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom Etiquette School. They said "No Pointing"
Then I come to Twitter and Everyone is giving away Points!
— Greg (@treedoesstandup) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom BJ University which was hard to swallow b/c I sucked at everything.
— June (@211Pine) May 7, 2016
Farmacy School pic.twitter.com/fgu06HYpoV
— SophieDiddles (@sophie_diddles) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom a shy quiet girl who always worried abt wht people thought to a straight forward chick who lives her life the way she wants
— I LOVE U FOREVER (@ColleenWx3) May 7, 2016
— CK (@charley_ck14) May 7, 2016
— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) May 7, 2016
Not really, but it was Catholic school so…same thing
— Buffy 'Cinn' Bedford (@yarnchick40) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom Seamstress School and all I've got to show for it is this lousy T-shirt
— Liao Lu (@LiaoLiaoLu) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom the school of hard knocks.
Grandma was deaf and couldn't hear the doorbell.
— Lawsten Translation (@jfredrick99) May 7, 2016
#IGraduatedFrom being a victim to being a survivor. Finally……
— Shellie (@dirtroaddiva1) May 7, 2016