It’s my wife’s birthday! We have lots of options on how to party but let’s eliminate some bad ones.
Friday May 3rd, 2019 on @HashtagSkirmish we played #HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday! Thanks for playing along and keep joining us every Friday 11:30amE/8:30amP!
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And Now… here is Our Top10 for this week’s @HashtagSkirmish Game #HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday!
10.
#HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday get hit by a car
— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) May 3, 2019
9.
#HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday inviting all your fake friends
— Rushy (@rushna24) May 3, 2019
8.
#HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday with one of these birthday cakes pic.twitter.com/bphFCDKLJK
— Ash (@lightandashes) May 3, 2019
7.
Birthday colonoscopy #HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday
— TeeJ, Son of Tormund Giantsbaneđ§ââď¸ (@Brrrrraaaaiiins) May 3, 2019
6.
Being on a diet, so that you can't have any cake and you can't go out to eatđ˘#HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday
— Katie Baumgardner (@KatieBaumgardn7) May 3, 2019
5.
Awake #HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday
— UghTweeterSucks (@UghTweeterSucks) May 3, 2019
4.
#HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday stalk all of your exes on Facebook pic.twitter.com/YwmorzXT2M
— That Sims Life (@that_simslife) May 3, 2019
3.
At Uncle Lumpy's Hump Shack getting lap dances from a stripper named Granny Goodbang.
— Roman Phoenix (@RomanPhoenix4) May 3, 2019
2.
At the playground, by yourself, dressed in a clown costume with a deflated balloon. #HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday
— Don (@DonRyan21) May 3, 2019
Before we get to our Number 1 here are a few Honorable Mentions including one from the host @jkCallawayYAY!
At Chuck E. Cheese's… when you're 40 #HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday @HashtagSkirmish
— JK Callaway (@jkCallawayYAY) May 3, 2019
#HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday Under an overpass, drunk, with 2 black eyes, missing your pants, and wondering why you have "Daryl" tattooed on your arm, when your name is Brian.
— I'm Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) May 3, 2019
#HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday
Staying sober.— Gaviscon' Fishin (@stgavalot) May 3, 2019
By acknowledging it. #HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday
— đAcidic Blondeâ˘ď¸ (@Acidic_Blonde) May 3, 2019
With your mom reenacting your birth! pic.twitter.com/yRMFYDwJlm
— Renee (@rennangel) May 3, 2019
1.
Going to ya local hospitalâs maternity ward and pointing at newborns whilst say âHa I got here firstâ #HowNOTtoCelebrateYourBday
— Latrell (@FormerlyChang) May 3, 2019
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