#MorningsAreLike via Hashtag, You’re It!: @BrandNewMcMann The Top Picks

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I can’t help it, but I am a night person. Always have been, always will be. I normally don’t get to bed until around 2 or 3 a.m. Even as a child I was this way. As soon as it was dark out, that was my time. But being a night person does have it’s down side. This world, with all it’s beauties and wonder, is ruled by morning people. This is a 9 to 5 planet. So for us night people our biggest enemy is ……………….. mornings. A sliver of sunlight making it’s way past your blinds and inevitably goes right into your eyes. The devil’s first invention, the alarm clock, starts it maddening howl like a drill sent straight to your brain. Your bed, which is your most complicated and longest lasting relationship, is really being a toxic lover by making itself warm, snug, and safe, has turned up the gravity around itself which makes it harder than anything to leave it. All of these struggles just to get the day even started, and you haven’t even left your bed! It really just makes getting the day going a battle of wills. Your only friend in this daily fight is coffee and even that is bitter and scalding. Let’s face it, mornings just suck. I wish there was this perfect analogy for mornings. Maybe something like: Mornings are like a Russian gulag. Or something like: Mornings are like dentist visit with no Novocaine. Or: Mornings are like a test run for Hell. Wait a minute…… why should I be the one to do all this writing? I know, there have to be tons of people like me who despise mornings as much as I do, so let’s let THEM do the writing for me. That’s what I asked Twitter to do with the hashtag #MorningsAreLike. So check out the top list below and join me every Tuesday at 11 am EDT for the next exciting episode of “Hashtag, You’re It”

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