#TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites via @TalkieTags Top Picks

“Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the house
The cats were all running
They were chasing a mouse…”#TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites pic.twitter.com/ClBgpXG6re

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) December 23, 2020

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Twas the night before lockdown, when all through the street
Not a creature was stirring, there was no one to meet;
Signage was hung by the chimney, whose task,
Was to remind St. Nicholas to at least wear a mask;

— Ray*mond Li*terally (@madbarrister) December 23, 2020

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When out of the roof there arose such a clatter,
With a statewide curfew in place,
I didn't think Santa would show up;
I expected the Mad Hatter. pic.twitter.com/akUJUMwUkz

— Jill Safran (@WittyMystic) December 23, 2020

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Twas the night before Christmas, I thought I'd be jolly, but that edible I had didn't have molly.

— Dan Gerous, Inc.🐷😷 (@Anythingpork) December 23, 2020

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I was happy as can be
until I ate Santa's cookies
and said…oopsie. pic.twitter.com/dahjJANmZD

— Shatasha (@ScorpioShatasha) December 23, 2020

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Now wear a mask! wear a mask! wear a mask all! pic.twitter.com/b1RJ3nFdXq

— Pinche Lou! (@ElGansito7) December 23, 2020

The Trump kids were nestled all smug in their beds,
While visions of pardons danced in their heads;
And Melania in her Louboutins, and Don in his weird long tie,
Were getting ready to burn down the White House and fly. #TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites pic.twitter.com/Xku0Gotpcd

— Susan sparkling from a safe distance (@realsusandixon) December 23, 2020

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Twas the night before Christmas
I'm running through the house
Looking for wrapping paper —
Comic strip pages will do. pic.twitter.com/2xBUQyNhG0

— Mrs. Newsy (@NewsTweety1) December 23, 2020

#TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites the stockings were hung by the chimney with care hoping the wouldn't smell if they got enough air pic.twitter.com/LtvBBVtj1i

— thebonecollector (@mugsynme) December 23, 2020

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Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse…

This shit ALWAYS disturbed me.

I mean, you KNOW you have a mouse in your house, and youre just ok with it?! How many creatures you got?!

— 🎅🎅🎅🇨🇦Deez🇨🇦🎅🎅🎅 (@TheOriginalDeez) December 23, 2020

‘Twas the night before Christmas and I’m Jewish.
The end.
#TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites

— The Grim Rieper💀🎃 (@RiepTide1999) December 23, 2020

‘‘Twas The Night Before Xmas,
And, oh my god what a year,
Fuck it, give me a whiskey,
2020 is almost over and I need something stronger than beer
#TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites pic.twitter.com/LZejcNRFNj

— Collin (@Mavadar) December 23, 2020

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‘‘Twas the night before Xmas and all through the ICU the Doctors and Nurses were busy as they usually do.

The beds were all full with patients so sick but the staff was preforming their best and I can’t rhyme any more.

Keep your masks on!

— Nerd2.0 (@Nerd2pointO) December 23, 2020

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T'was the night before Christmas, and with no kids there to hinder,
Dad was on Pornhub. Mom was on Tinder.

— Josh Young (@_joshyoung) December 23, 2020

The night before Sithmas #TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites pic.twitter.com/inogZyifQY

— Ziggy (@mrjafri) December 23, 2020

Twas the night before Christmas
Or maybe the week after?
This lockdown has got me
Swinging from the rafters.
#TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites

— Sentient Bunny Suit🐰 (@SentientSuit) December 23, 2020

I spoke not a word, but just watched from the foyer,
But now that I think of it, I might be a voyeur. #TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) December 23, 2020

#TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites Canadian edition pic.twitter.com/2MEJwBf28M

— 🍁 Canadian Fletchy☘ (@Darth_Pingu) December 23, 2020

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The children were nestled 6 feet from each,
To keep viral infections out of their reach;
Mamma's in her gaiter, I've got N95,
It'll be a long winter, but we'll be alive.

— Tom Gardiner (@Thogar) December 23, 2020

#TwasTheNightBeforeXmasRewrites Visions of…Tacos! pic.twitter.com/fdWc6dvE4k

— Secia G (@Nessa_Star4) December 23, 2020

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@TalkieTags pic.twitter.com/PpAcrpYVuk

— BrandNewMcMann (@BrandNewMcMann) December 23, 2020