#NorthPolePickUpLines via Hashtag, You’re It!: The Top Picks By @BrandNewMcMann


Ok, it’s time for a little math. There are over 526 million christian children on earth under the age of 14. Most of those children will get an average of 3 gifts from Santa. So that’s over 1.5 billion toys that Santa has to make. But who are we kidding, it’s the elves that do all the real work. That factory of his must employ thousands of elves to make those toys. Hell, probably hundreds of thousands of elves are needed. But where does Santa get all those elves for his workforce? I’m guessing that the average elf produces one elf every nine months. (there no discernible information for me to google on this) So to make his workforce those elves must be scoring around the clock to fulfill his employment needs. But how do the elves do that? Is there some bar at the North Pole for the elves to mingle and get frisky? What does it take to hit on an elf? All of these questions and more will be answered today with the top list to this week’s “Hashtag, You’re It” which was #NorthPolePickUpLines. So check the top list, and why not check it twice. And don’t forget to join me every Tuesday at 11 am EDT for the next exciting episode of “Hashtag, You’re It”


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